Reference file

Anti patterns

anti-patterns.md

Anti-patterns

Rewrite any draft that contains one of these. The list is short because each item is a whole category.

Pattern Why it fails
"I hope this message finds you well", "Je me permets de vous contacter" announces a template before the first real word
"Quick question" followed by a long one the reader measures the question, not the label
"I noticed you..." followed by something on their profile everyone notices; the profile is public, the post or comment is the reason
the product name, a feature, a pricing word turns a person into a vendor in one word
"would love to", "jump on a call", "15 minutes" an ask before a reason
more than one question mark two questions get zero answers
an exclamation mark in a note to a stranger reads as enthusiasm the reader did not earn
"congrats on the growth", "congrats on the funding" generic, and a hire is a problem, not growth
a compliment on their content with no specific "great insights" is what a bot writes
a link of any kind in the note or first message the click is the ask, and the ask comes later
a note that would work for anyone else on the list the test that catches everything above

The last item is the test

Before sending, ask: could this exact text go to the next person on the list? If yes, it is a template, and the reader knows in the first line. Change the one thing that makes it theirs: the number they quoted, the post they wrote, the role they posted.

Rewrites

Before:

Hi Sarah, I hope this finds you well! I noticed you're Head of Sales at a fast-growing company. Would love to jump on a quick 15-minute call to show you how we help teams like yours book more meetings. Do you have time this week?

After (note, 143 characters):

Sarah, your comment on the SDR ramp thread was the only one with a number in it. Would like to keep reading you.

After (first message, 31 words):

Thanks for connecting. The 25 percent acceptance number you quoted stuck with me. Did you end up changing the targeting or the note?

What changed: the reason is hers, the ask is gone, there is one question, and nothing to click.